Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Why California is Doomed

I was rushing around trying to get myself and the younglings showered and fed while the TV and the radio were going on when Neal Boortz mentioned the following video linked on his site.

Now I usually take people who display a functional IQ of a toaster oven and mock the shit out of them. Well, as a toaster oven would be an improvement.

This clip comes from a Santa Cruz, CA city council meeting, when they, for some godforsaken reason, open the microphone. The result proves that government schools don't work, California is going to fall into the sea, and the collective IQ of the country is nose-diving straight to single digits.



If your head is intact, please try to string some words together. I know, it's a challenge.

11 comments:

Name: Soapboxgod said...

And um we can all like um get along in the world and um like everyone can like totally have iPods and um...yeah like I'll share my music with you and you can um like share your music with me and uh..well yeah like I may not really like your music.

Oh! and um like we should have cars that like um parallel park themselves cuz like I'm not really that good at parallel parking. It's really hard and um oh my gosh like in San Francisco on those really steep streets and stuff it's like totally impossible.

God damn to think that this may very well serve as the future of this country...fuck; I almost want to start smoking again in the hopes I can die that much sooner.

rockync said...

I so want what she's smoking!!!! Um, like perfect pesticides, everlasting frozen fruit and free land - it's all good!

Shaw Kenawe said...

Patrick said:

This clip comes from a Santa Cruz, CA city council meeting, when they, for some godforsaken reason, open the microphone. The result proves that government schools don't work, California is going to fall into the sea, and the collective IQ of the country is nose-diving straight to single digits.

Yeah. Right.

One idiot proves the whole state is an educational failure?

Where did YOU go to school Patrick?

Jennifer said...

OMG, um, maybe she was just having, um, an off, um, day??

Look at the guy's face behind her, he doesn't look thrilled to be there by any means!

Patrick M said...

Soap: Race you to the grave!!!

Rocky: That's natural born brainlessness.

Shaw: Averages. if any government school can produce that, 'nuff said. And I went to a Catholic school bad enough that government school was an improvement.

Jenn: That's an off lifetime there.

Satyavati devi dasi said...

She's practicing for the interview section of her next beauty pageant.

TRUTH 101 said...

We're going through this in my hometown right now. A group of well meaning, albeit naive people, think opening the floor of city council meetingds to anyone with a bone to pick is all American or patriotic or something.

There is a reason meetings adhere to Robert's Rules of Order.

We can write letters to the editor. Blog. Organize protests. You can speak at mosy public meeting if you register and state the topic you will be speaking about.


Sometimes you just gotta say no.

Patrick M said...

Saty: I thought it meant she had a future in government.

101: I don't think the word no would have worked on her (too many syllables).

Name: Soapboxgod said...

"Saty: I thought it meant she had a future in government."

Ba Dump Crash!

Toad734 said...

I truly believe that some U.S. Americans don't have maps.

Patrick M said...

Toad: U.S. Americans?

You're a closet Rush Limbaugh listener, aren't you?