Monday, October 20, 2008

Fill in the Blank

Since I've gotten myself way behind on everything (with the weekend off, no less), I'm going to borrow from Satyavati's post until I can come up with something cogent. As it is, I got my November issue of American Hunter, and am going through their election stuff. More on that tomorrow.

More than you wanted to know about me

1. Do you like blue cheese? It's been too long, but it's food, so....
2. Have you ever drank? Plenty. And I'm the light drinker of the family.
3. Do you own a gun? Wait till the gun banners come for them. I'll exhaust my ammo.
4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? Libertarian (this is a political blog)
5. Do you get nervous before a doctor appointment? Since it's my kids going for them, no. I haven't been to the doctor for myself in a decade.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? They're food. More or less. But relish and mustard make it all better. Rather have a brat though. Had one Sunday. Yum-o.
7. Favorite Christmas movie? Toss-up: Scrooged, Christmas Story, and Charlie Brown Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Enough high-test coffee to produce the burning piss. You coffee drinkers know.
9. Can you do push ups? If it involves pushing my ass up off the couch to get food.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? n/a. I'm a single guy.
11. Favorite hobby? Blogging. Between this and kids, there is no other time.
12. Do you have A.D.D.? The sotries I could tell you. I remember... Lost interest.
13. What's your weight? Somewhare between sexy and "Holy shit get your fat ass off me."
14. Middle name? I'd tell you, but then I'd have to change an answer to a security question.
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I'm tired, I've gotta piss, and I can't believe I'm posting this shit.
17. Current worry? Where am I going to find the time to do tomorrow what I didn't do this weekend. Which was everything.
18. Current hate right now? Kool-Aid drinker comments.
19. Favorite place to be? On the shitter with a book. Although a laptop would be even better.
20. How did you bring in the New Year? Put the kids to bed, consumed adult beverage, went to sleep. Any guesses as to what I'll be doing this year?
21. Where do you want to be right now? In bed. I have to get the boy up for school in the morning and go get tires while he's there.
22. Name three people who will complete this? I could name one, but she did it already.
23. Do you own slippers? Only out of the need to walk outside in the winter and not freeze my feet.
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Turquoise, from the 1994 St Marys Summerfest. I was thinner then.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I sleep like the dead. I don't give a rat's left nutsack what I sleep on.
26. Can you whistle? Sort of. I skimped on the bread crusts a little too much.
27. Favorite color? Black. Black as my coffee. Black as my soul. And most every other color too.
28. Would you be a pirate? As long as I didn't have to use a peg to replace a certain appendage. Although it would be handy to have a kickstand....
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Whatever strikes my fancy. However, as I do most of my singing outside the shower....
30. Favorite girl's name? Lauren, for real and fictional reasons
31. Favorite boy's name? Patrick, for purely egomaniacal reasons.
32. What's in your pocket right now? HA! I've got sweats on, thus no pockets.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? My answer to question 28. Dick and fart jokes always get the laughs.
34. Best bed sheets as a child? Ones I didn't piss.
35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child? I rolled a 3-wheeled ATV on the driveway. Shredded the leg, still have a scar. But the best one is when my dad dropped a machete on my face.
36. Do you love where you live? Sure. Rent's low, my media (cable, internt) is low, and there's a coffee shop in walking distance.
38. Who is your loudest friend? I am. I'm that loud. If you've read my blog for any period, you know what I mean.
39. How many dogs do you have? None. Can't eat them in the states.
40. Does someone have a crush on you? Probably not. In the blogosphere, I think we're gearing up for a 3-way chick fight between Shaw, Beth and Satyavati, with strategically torn clothing included.
41. What is your favorite book? Whatever I happen to be reading, which would be My Boring Assed Life by Kevin Smith.
42. What is your favorite candy? Chocolate covered chocolate dipped in chocolate (sense a pattern?).
43. Favorite Sports Team? Don't know, they're all sucking right now and I haven't been paying attention with all the politics.
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Considering the sheer number of church songs I can think of, I'll just pick one of them and one from the rock world. Battle Hymn of the Republic and All Apologies by Nirvana.

16 comments:

James Manning said...

6. What do you think of hot dogs? They're food. More or less. But relish and mustard make it all better. Rather have a brat though. Had one Sunday. Yum-o.

I agree. Goes down real well with a Goose Island Ale and a Bears victory.


7. Favorite Christmas movie? Toss-up: Scrooged, Christmas Story, and Charlie Brown Christmas

A Year Without Santa Claus is the best. "He's mister Heat Miser, he's mister sun. He's mister Heat Miser, he's mister hundred-and-one. They call me Heat Miser, what ever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch... I'm too much"

Toad734 said...

Dude, are you kidding me?

Patrick M said...

James: On 6, as long as the beer ain't Bud Light, I'm cool with that.

Toad: Why not? What did you want, anther post about The Marxist trying to destroy America?

I'll get to that later.

Beth said...

Not enough info if you ask me, I still don't feel like I know the REAL Patrick, like what's your favorite cereal, and did you ever play a musical instrument?

Patrick M said...

Beth: Anything with sugar and the guitar is my second instrument. My primary musical skill is vocal.

Beth said...

Well then #40 might be accurate, guitar players make me hot!

Shaw Kenawe said...

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Depends on what shade of blue. Acquamarine is my preference.

2. Have you ever drank?
Drank? Have I ever drank? You mean have I ever drunk. Today I drink, yesterday I drank, many times I have drunk.


3. Do you own a gun? I own a caulking gun. And you'll take it from me when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!

4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?
Well certainly not the same as Rush Limbaugh's

5. Do you get nervous before a doctor appointment? No. I really like my GP. An African-American woman with a dazzling smile and fabulous empathy. Also a top-notch doctor.


6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I think they should be kinder to their mothers.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?
None.


8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Hot, black coffee.

9. Can you do push ups? I can do push-downs. Does that count?

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
The gold ring that pierces a certain part of my body.

11. Favorite hobby?
Driving Patrick crazy.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
What did you ask? I wasn't paying...Oh look! a puppy dog!

13. What's your weight?
Feather.

14. Middle name?
Ashtoreth

5. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
Patrick drives me nuts. Oh look! The Messiah! Obama!

17. Current worry?
I'll run out of witty things to answer in this &^%$F##!!! questionnaire.

18. Current hate right now?
I don't like currants. Too small.

19. Favorite place to be?
Reality.

20. How did you bring in the New Year?
In a brown paper bag.


21. Where do you want to be right now?
Right where I am.


22. Name three people who will complete this?
Larry, Moe, and Curly.

I'm done with this.

Toad734 said...

Bush already destroyed America!

Toad734 said...

Ok fine:

1. Do you like blue cheese? Fuck no that shit has mold on it!
2. Have you ever drank? Who wrote this a 12 year old?
3. Do you own a gun? 20 Guage
4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? Its all sugar, yuck
5. Do you get nervous before a doctor appointment? I guess that would depend on what kind of doctor. If I were going to see an ass or dick doctor yes, I would be nervous
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I don't think I have had a hot dog in about 16 years
7. Favorite Christmas movie? The Ref
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Shot of whiskey
9. Can you do push ups? Who am I James Brady?
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? I'm a straight white guy
11. Favorite hobby? Darts, writing music, pissing off conservatives
12. Do you have A.D.D.? I used to sell my prescription of ridilan because it increased the effects of alcohol. But no, ADD is a made up term by drug companies, along with depression
13. What's your weight? 170
14. Middle name? D
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Why am i doing this?
17. Current worry? What if McCain Wins, dies and Palin becomes president
18. Current hate right now?People who think Osama Bin Laden is a senator from Illinois who is running for President
19. Favorite place to be? Not at work
20. How did you bring in the New Year? Don't remember, I may have fallen through a store front window...or was that last year?
21. Where do you want to be right now? Home
22. Name three people who will complete this?Never thought I would
23. Do you own slippers? Yes
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Who gives a fuck?
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No
26. Can you whistle? This also falls into the who gives a fuck category
27. Favorite color? Green
28. Would you be a pirate? Maybe but riding around on a boat with a bunch of smelly guys really doesn't sound all that appealing.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? None
30. Favorite girl's name? Miette
31. Favorite boy's name? Brixton
32. What's in your pocket right now?Stick your hand in there and find out
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Audience members at Palin rallies
34. Best bed sheets as a child? Star Wars
35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child? Does open heart surgery count?
36. Do you love where you live? I can walk to about 15 bars, 30 restaurants, 3 delis, 5 coffee shops and I am about a half mile from the lake and the only people with mullets are lesbians. What do you think?
38. Who is your loudest friend? I am.
39. How many dogs do you have Miette and
40. Does someone have a crush on you? I would hope so
41. What is your favorite book? I get a kick out of the Bible but as far as non-fiction...?
42. What is your favorite candy? Guinness
43. Favorite Sports Team? Da Bears, Colts maybe Pacers.
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda (The Pogues)

Patrick M said...

Beth: I'm not touching that.

Shaw: 11. Favorite hobby?
Driving Patrick crazy.


Too late. Been there, am that.

Toad: 18. Current hate right now?People who think Osama Bin Laden is a senator from Illinois who is running for President

He's not?!?!!? :)

34. Best bed sheets as a child? Star Wars

You lucky bastard.

Satyavati devi dasi said...

Toad:

ADD is a made up term by drug companies, along with depression.

Who are you, Tom Cruise?

Patrick M said...

Saty: Don't insult Toad that way. He's got enough problems. You've read his blog. You know what I'm talking about

(hint: I can't stand crazy Tom. Banned all his movies, even the ones I like.)

Toad734 said...

First of all, We all know Tom Cruise has only been in like 2 good movies.

18. no, as it turns out, the guy running for President isn't a terrorist, Isn't a Muslim,Doesn't hate America, Doesn't plant bombs, doesn't hang out with convicted terrorists, and doesn't hate white people, his grandmother included.

Saty:

Yes, ADD, also known as too much sugar, not enough exercise.

Depression: AKA Im a rich white house wife who is getting old and fat and the neighbors have a bigger house and a bigger boat and it makes me sad. Kids with nubs for arms in Uganda should be depressed, not white kids in the suburbs who are bummed because their parents didn't buy them the new Iphone.

In case you were wondering, I am a former major in Psychology and early childhood development and my girlfriend is finishing her PHD in Psychology.

I also think there are way too many handicap parking spaces.

There is nothing worse than getting caught in traffic behind a gray haired Asian woman with glasses.

I hate frat boy bars with miller lite shamrock signs that claim to be "Irish".If your bar doesn't serve Guinness or serves it warm and your bartender hasn't had his photo taken with Gerry Adams, and you have Dave Matthews and Snoop Dog on the Juke Box, it isn't an Irish bar!

Give me another bottle of wine and i will tell you more.

Patrick M said...

Toad: Crazy Tom was in a whole lot of good movies. In the 80's. Less so in the 90's. Even less so this decade. But since he's a complete douche....

Toad734 said...

We can all agree on that.

Patrick M said...

Toad: I guess I'll have to mark this date on the calendar.... :)