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Since I've gotten myself way behind on everything (with the weekend off, no less), I'm going to borrow from Satyavati's post until I can come up with something cogent. As it is, I got my November issue of American Hunter, and am going through their election stuff. More on that tomorrow.

More than you wanted to know about me

1. Do you like blue cheese? It's been too long, but it's food, so....
2. Have you ever drank? Plenty. And I'm the light drinker of the family.
3. Do you own a gun? Wait till the gun banners come for them. I'll exhaust my ammo.
4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? Libertarian (this is a political blog)
5. Do you get nervous before a doctor appointment? Since it's my kids going for them, no. I haven't been to the doctor for myself in a decade.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? They're food. More or less. But relish and mustard make it all better. Rather have a brat though. Had one Sunday. Yum-o.
7. Favorite Christmas movie? Toss-up: Scrooged, Christmas Story, and Charlie Brown Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Enough high-test coffee to produce the burning piss. You coffee drinkers know.
9. Can you do push ups? If it involves pushing my ass up off the couch to get food.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? n/a. I'm a single guy.
11. Favorite hobby? Blogging. Between this and kids, there is no other time.
12. Do you have A.D.D.? The sotries I could tell you. I remember... Lost interest.
13. What's your weight? Somewhare between sexy and "Holy shit get your fat ass off me."
14. Middle name? I'd tell you, but then I'd have to change an answer to a security question.
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I'm tired, I've gotta piss, and I can't believe I'm posting this shit.
17. Current worry? Where am I going to find the time to do tomorrow what I didn't do this weekend. Which was everything.
18. Current hate right now? Kool-Aid drinker comments.
19. Favorite place to be? On the shitter with a book. Although a laptop would be even better.
20. How did you bring in the New Year? Put the kids to bed, consumed adult beverage, went to sleep. Any guesses as to what I'll be doing this year?
21. Where do you want to be right now? In bed. I have to get the boy up for school in the morning and go get tires while he's there.
22. Name three people who will complete this? I could name one, but she did it already.
23. Do you own slippers? Only out of the need to walk outside in the winter and not freeze my feet.
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Turquoise, from the 1994 St Marys Summerfest. I was thinner then.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I sleep like the dead. I don't give a rat's left nutsack what I sleep on.
26. Can you whistle? Sort of. I skimped on the bread crusts a little too much.
27. Favorite color? Black. Black as my coffee. Black as my soul. And most every other color too.
28. Would you be a pirate? As long as I didn't have to use a peg to replace a certain appendage. Although it would be handy to have a kickstand....
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Whatever strikes my fancy. However, as I do most of my singing outside the shower....
30. Favorite girl's name? Lauren, for real and fictional reasons
31. Favorite boy's name? Patrick, for purely egomaniacal reasons.
32. What's in your pocket right now? HA! I've got sweats on, thus no pockets.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? My answer to question 28. Dick and fart jokes always get the laughs.
34. Best bed sheets as a child? Ones I didn't piss.
35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child? I rolled a 3-wheeled ATV on the driveway. Shredded the leg, still have a scar. But the best one is when my dad dropped a machete on my face.
36. Do you love where you live? Sure. Rent's low, my media (cable, internt) is low, and there's a coffee shop in walking distance.
38. Who is your loudest friend? I am. I'm that loud. If you've read my blog for any period, you know what I mean.
39. How many dogs do you have? None. Can't eat them in the states.
40. Does someone have a crush on you? Probably not. In the blogosphere, I think we're gearing up for a 3-way chick fight between Shaw, Beth and Satyavati, with strategically torn clothing included.
41. What is your favorite book? Whatever I happen to be reading, which would be My Boring Assed Life by Kevin Smith.
42. What is your favorite candy? Chocolate covered chocolate dipped in chocolate (sense a pattern?).
43. Favorite Sports Team? Don't know, they're all sucking right now and I haven't been paying attention with all the politics.
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Considering the sheer number of church songs I can think of, I'll just pick one of them and one from the rock world. Battle Hymn of the Republic and All Apologies by Nirvana.