But my procrastination, paired with feeling shitty, bring me to declare a specific person as Asshat of the Week because I couldn't think of anyone else specifically that deserved it more. And there were a few possibilities. A mom feeding and driving her baby, another woman calling 911 thrice because McDonalds was out of Chicken McMaggots, someone in the Obama administration because it's the Obama administration, someone in the GOP for similar reasons, and the piece of shit who decided to shoot up a church today. But this bastard certainly deserves the ridicule:
Here's why. First, I procrastinated up to the last second writing this, partially because of the headaches, but also because I was burning up time doing other crap (like PS2 when I should have been cleaning). In addition, I let the blogs slide, reading a little here and there but wasting every second I was at home not doing so.
Second, I lost track of all the interesting things happening in the news. Partially, this was to watch movies and play with the kids, but also because I just skipped most of the news shows.
And third, because I came up with the brilliant idea of declaring an Asshat of the Week in the first place, thus obligating me to do the work. And I'm a lazy sack of shit.
So I'm not defending a damn thing about this pick, because it's your opportunity to ridicule and insult me for shits and giggles. So, have at it you milkylickers!