Side Notes - As I've navigated the blogosphere, I've noticed there is too often an attempt to wrap the good and bad into euphemistic catch phrases. Here's a few I'm going to clarify:
- Earmarks/pork - We'll dispense with these labels and just redefine it as insane fucking money burning.
- Stimulus - A euphemism to justify insane fucking money burning.
- Tax cut - No longer means reducing a rate but increasing a government insane fucking money burning check.
- "The last eight years" - The source of and reason for all insane fucking money burning, past, present, and future.
And now, let's get to the asshattery:
This one is a little more personal. Jenn, now formerly of Conservative Convictions, and still at Palace of a Princess and her new blog Thinking Out Loud, was the catalyst.
It began shortly before her post declaring she was retiring from CC and getting away from the political blogging for a while (a whole day). As usual, the comments sections of all our blogs are a mixture of opinionated and ballsy people who rarely agree but seem to have a little respect for the others challenging that. Outside that group are another bunch of militant asshats who have blogs that don't respect this give and take and just trash the opposition. But they at least have the testicular fortitude to have an identity and blog to be replied to.
And while I have people that I'm convinced are just wrong, at least I can go to their blogs and give them a little shit.
But as usual, there are anonymous trolls that show up to spew bile. No cogent thought, just the reactionary bullshit that feeds the ammo to the other side. Prior to the election, the anonymous moonbats were the festering yellow zit on the ass end of my blog. Now it's the Obama-is-a-terrorist wingnuts that are chapping my ass.
Do I agree with the douchebags? Sometimes I do. But it's just like the Antichrist (Savage). The message may be right sometimes, but the messenger is wrong. Not Bobby Jindal dweebing out the audience wrong. Not Obama saying "no earmarks" and not sprouting a footlong schnoz wrong. Just rage-filled, angry as fuck wrong.
And then there was this peckerhead that toook the occasion of Jenn's retirement to mock her. Well fuck that cockslut! Fuck all these shitstains that can't emote anything intelligent and can only fire off vapid venemous rants they got off some tinfoil hat brigater's conspiracy site. And so:
We're talking either a tofu-eating Nader disciple or an inbred anarchist Paulista banging a Shih Tsu and producing a demon fuck-child that has all the intellectual curiosity of the average American Idol watcher and the social maturity of a twelve-year old stuck on top of a ferris wheel with a porno mag and a lubed up inflatable date. These cowardly pukes come and infect us all, spewing nothing of interest, often ignoring the topic, and just trying to stir the shit pot to see what turds they can get to float. Well I'd say the best thing would be just to dunk them in the floating feces until they're good and dead. Then our collective IQ (except for you liberals, of course) would go up.
So if you're an anonydolt, man up, throw out your blog and at least have the stones to let us come to your blog and make fun of you. Otherwise, stop wasting our times and go plug into unreality TV. And die.